if you wonder what kinds of winners you could be meeting on Tinder here’s one. we went on 1 date then this…
i told him we shouldnt talk til the breakup was done/maybe i’d see him at one of my stand-up shows. then i got this.
oh and re: his super hilarious negging me by calling me “moderately interesting”? he checks my twitter daily/watches my videos at the gym/wants to bring his mom to my show. i met him once.
oh and on the 1st date he made a joke about how “pretty girls dont have a reason 2 be funny unless they got molested ha” then drank 12 shots and had been drinking at the bar alone for hours before i got there.
i sent him this gif and blocked him
stay alone, everyone. just stay alone.